Coffee or tea?
Yesterday's: I gotta give it to Becca again and to get a guys opinion in there, i'm going to give a pity honorable mention to Cardamone for making me feel bad about just how much sex he wasn't having in high school.
Becca:
I consider myself somewhat of an expert on this subject, since I see half-naked athletes every single day. (Have I mentioned that I love my work?)
Most of you would expect me to say that hockey players are the hottest, but they're not. Among male athletes, swimmers are have the absolute hottest bodies. Chiseled to PERFECTION. Abs, back, arms, ass...it's all beautiful.
The hottest female athletes are volleyball players. They're tall and have great legs and killer asses.
The best thing about swimmers and volleyball players being the hottest is that they usually don't have the egos that the athletes from the bigger sports have.
(Sidenote: The football team we were playing against last night had a defensive lineman that was 5'11" and 340 lbs. No joke.)
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Tea, because every fiber of my English body says so. Tea is really an any time of day drink, especially late afternoon, while coffee is more of a breakfast drink or a dessert at restaurant drink. Tea is just a little more versatile, and Earl Grey Tea might be the best caffeinated beverage in the world. Think about it. The English colonized the far east because they wanted two things: tea and rubber. It's just that good. Look how that worked out. We got tea, and they got sliverware. Everyone wins!
Coffee, coffee, coffee.
I could go into why I personally like it, but no one wants to read that. Plus Ray wouldn't give it to me on that argument alone.
Tea is bullshit and to drink it is un-American. The revolution and birth of our country is epitomized in that little event in Boston a few years ago when pissed off poor people said "FUCK YO TEA YOU RICH MOTHA FUCKAHS" and dumped it all in the hah-bah. If you support tea, you support colonialism and tyranny and bad teeth.
So why should you drink coffee?
Because we all secretly want to be the swank Italiano/a, sipping on the world's finest espresso while zipping through the piazzas on a new Vespa, pointing at hotties, feigning interest in the scenery, and, to the awed tourists along the way, breathing out a calm "ciaoooo."
Tea or coffee?
Nay.
England or Italy?
And the only answer is a World Cup of joe.
Tea is for pussies.
Coffee is glamorous, strong, and not a lot of people can handle it straight.
It's like comparing two different types of men. There's the good guy, the one you want to take home to your mother. Then there's the bad boy, the one you know you shouldn't be with but it's dangerous and exciting and every girl secretly wants it. The bad boy is like a black coffee. A little rough around the edges, but incredibly addicting. The good guy is tea. While we all know we should drink tea, and that drinking tea will most likely be good for us, it can also be boring. Tea will never be cool. Thus, coffee remains the more desirable.
You all can kiss my ass. None of you would fucking be here if it wasn't for Enland, so go to hell.
Oh, and Phoebe, Italy gets no props for anything other than soccer. They've never won a war, and the only thing they've really given the world is Fascism and art. The art may be good, but that Fascism thing didn't work out too well, did it?
Fuck coffee. Tea is the greatest caffeinated beverage on the planet, including soda.
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Kiss my English ass.
I'm Chinese. I like tea. But only because if you don't boil the water you'll get dysentery or something.
Coffee. Black.
Or with whiskey. Or Baileys. Or most any other alcohol.
Coffee... without question. Nothing like a morning poop to start the day right. Coffee makes that possible... or at least speeds up the process. I am a total bitch without coffee and I hate everyone. I consider coffee a cheap version of Prozac without the sexual side effects.
And food, ya limey prick...we do food much, much, much, much, much, much, much better than anyone on your depressing little island.
Also, I say none of the above and go with Jolt Cola, specifically the black cherry flavor. Only caffeine beverage I ever enjoyed in mornings.
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