The only right answer was of course "The Dead" it's the last story in Dubliners. Oh well. Screw you guys...I'm going home.
Tonight's Question: What is the best euphemism for sex?
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Anonymous
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This may be the hardest question you've ever asked. So many answers, so little time, I'm gonna go with 'throwing a hot dog down a hallway.'
Not only is it a euphemism for sex, it's a euphemism that calls into question the previous habits of the women you're throwing it into, and who doesn't like to degrade others, just a little bit, no matter the situation?
(Just me? Am I the biggest asshole here?)
(Speaking of big assholes, the great thing about throwing a hot dog down a hallway, is it can be used for male homosexual activities as well. Versatility really adds to a euphemism.)
I have to take this one again from the great American poet Jimmy Pop who said, "power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston." It's graphic, yet funny, and downright creative.
Break it down: the female genitalia has now become the "yippee bog," the male genitalia is appropriately the "dude piston," and the entire act is that of a "power drill." It's a perfect euphemism.
Also receiving votes: "pressure-wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle" "cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket"
Here's how this works: Every day around midnight, I'll post a stupid question. You have all day to post equally stupid responses, and then at the end of the day, I'll arbitrarily select my favorite answer(s) and feature it/them on the next day's post. "Winners" will be chosen based upon quality of answer and my own personal biases regarding what constitutes the "right" opinion, not necessarily in that order. All you have to do is press the comment button, post your answer there, and pray that I'm in good spirits when I read it. Let the games begin.
3 comments:
This may be the hardest question you've ever asked. So many answers, so little time, I'm gonna go with 'throwing a hot dog down a hallway.'
Not only is it a euphemism for sex, it's a euphemism that calls into question the previous habits of the women you're throwing it into, and who doesn't like to degrade others, just a little bit, no matter the situation?
(Just me? Am I the biggest asshole here?)
(Speaking of big assholes, the great thing about throwing a hot dog down a hallway, is it can be used for male homosexual activities as well. Versatility really adds to a euphemism.)
So many possibilities...
I have to take this one again from the great American poet Jimmy Pop who said, "power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston." It's graphic, yet funny, and downright creative.
Break it down: the female genitalia has now become the "yippee bog," the male genitalia is appropriately the "dude piston," and the entire act is that of a "power drill." It's a perfect euphemism.
Also receiving votes:
"pressure-wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle"
"cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket"
Making babies.
KIDDING!!!!!
For some reason, I've always liked "bumping uglies." 'Cause genetalia really isn't pretty.
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