What sport, in general, has the hottest athletes? Feel free to comment on on men's and women's sports if you have different answers.
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I think you gotta go on levels. In high school, it was definitely the girls soccer team. More fuckable girls who weren't fucking me than any other squad.
My time at BU soured me on athletes as sex objects, since of all the three women's sports teams I covered, there weren't exactly a lot of cute girls around. The tennis team definitely had a few decent looking chicks, however. Of course, I only knew that because I saw them around Case and stuff, because I sure as hell didn't waste any of my time at BU tennis matches.
Most pro chicks are generally not that hot, and when they're kind of hot (Anna Kournikova and Amanda Beard, for example), they get hyped beyond belief and you start to realize that next to other fantasy chicks you will never be inside of (swimsuit models, actresses, MoNique), these girls are damn near plain.
And if anybody claims gymnasts because of the flexibility thing, I'm calling so much bullshit. The only gymnasts you ever actually see are like 13-15...and that's just wrong.
In high school, it was always lacrosse girls. It was a springtime sport, the weather was getting warmer, and the girls all had long legs and tans.
College is a tough call, as two potential BU sports had lookers: lacrosse and field hockey. Nick -- I see your "Hannah Bartell" and raise you a "Genna Clough."
Pro sports: beach volleyball. The sport combines sunshine, the beach, and scantily clad women. It's like Baywatch in that a small part of you almost feels guilty watching it. Sure, you may get the occasional "Amazon," but that's bound to happen in pro sports. In the words of Jeff the Drunk, a majority of these women are, "Gggggggggniceeeee!"
And yes, anyone who says gymnastics is a pederass.
what's a pederast, Walter?
Tennis. Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, and all the other Ova's that come out of Russia and I want to get with. I can look past the non-lookers for the chance to have Maria's beautiful backside in widescreen HD for and hour and a half. Damn she's hot.
I consider myself somewhat of an expert on this subject, since I see half-naked athletes every single day. (Have I mentioned that I love my work?)
Most of you would expect me to say that hockey players are the hottest, but they're not. Among male athletes, swimmers are have the absolute hottest bodies. Chiseled to PERFECTION. Abs, back, arms, ass...it's all beautiful.
The hottest female athletes are volleyball players. They're tall and have great legs and killer asses.
The best thing about swimmers and volleyball players being the hottest is that they usually don't have the egos that the athletes from the bigger sports have.
(Sidenote: The football team we were playing against last night had a defensive lineman that was 5'11" and 340 lbs. No joke.)
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