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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize.

Who is the best Reservoir Dog? Your choices are, of course, Mr. White, Mr. Orange, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Pink, Mr. Blue and Mr. Brown.

Yesterday's winner: First off, Matty, have you learned nothing in all the time you've known me? Being a kiss-ass will get you everywhere. And besides, everyone knows that Metropolis is nothing but a colony for people who were too stupid to live in Gotham. There was one simple test, a man walked into a room wearing glasses and introduced himself, then he took the glasses off and if the individual in question said, "Oh and you are? I met your friend but I didn't catch your name," then they got shipped off to metropolis. Secondly, Honorable mention to Becca for Tony Stark because he most definitely does kick ass, but the only problem is that he's got a bum ticker and the suit is basically a giant pacemaker. He's liable to keel over any time he bangs that gorgeous girlfriend of his. Adam deserves an honorable mention too for Optimus Prime too. Creativity points for sure. Plus you let me borrow your Transformers the Movie DVD and let me keep the VHS. It's a tie though, between O-Train and Nick.

Nick: Bruce Wayne. He got with Kim Basinger, Katie Holmes (before she turned into a pod person), Michelle Pfeiffer (when she was still hot), Nicole Kidman (before she got all botoxy and creepy).

Also, he gets those wonderful toys.

O-Train: Batman/Bruce Wayne.

He spends his time living in stately Wayne Manor, doing whatever the hell it is that eccentric millionaires do (i.e. banging hot broads, being a "philanthropist," designing cool gadgets). At night, when not defending the people of Gotham, he spends his time at more charity galas and auctions, where he usually picks up more hot broads to bring back to stately Wayne Manor.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr. Blonde. HE CUT A DUDE'S EAR OFF AND THEN TALKED INTO IT. Keep in mind, that Allie Weinberger can no longer listen to "Stuck In the Middle With You" because of that scene. Freakin' brilliant, making him the runaway best Reservoir Dog.

Anonymous said...

Just so you know...this question is IMPOSSIBLE!

Anonymous said...

Ok, I've made a decision. While I do love Mr. Pink, a lot of having to do with his name being Mr. Pink "Why am I Mr. Pink?" I'm going to have to go with Mr. White.
"I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."

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