Congratulations Joe Dipenta. Another Terrier on The Cup.
Today's question comes courtesy of Jameson. So if you don't like it, blame him. Who would win in a streetfight: Carson Daly or Ryan Seacrest?
Yesterday's winner: Matty
Ray, every fiber of my being wants to say the '67 Maple Leafs or the '93 Leafs, but I can't do it, because they were both aging teams that vastly overachieved. There is, however, only one correct answer to this question and that is the '83-'84 Oilers. Let's start with the roster, including stats for the top 5 scoreres: Gretzky (87-118-205), Coffey (40-86-126), Kurri (52-61-113), Mess (37-64-101), Anderson (54-45-99). Tikkanen joined them for the playoffs. Oh, and they also had some guy named Kevin Lowe. Goaltending wasn't a worry, with Moog (3.30, .894) and Fuhr (3.87, .884) splitting time. Keep in mind, this is the 80's, so those goalie stats are better than they look (those stats are also from 84-85, as Hockey DB is missing both their stats for that year). A .744 winning percentage to go along with all the rest. This team demolished the league and ended the Islander dynasty of Bossy, Trottier, and company. No team will ever approach their single season scoring mark of 446, while only allowing 314 goals, a whopping 132 goal differential. That means they outscored their opponents 5.575 - 3.925 each game, or by about a goal and a half for you COM majors out there. This team was unstoppable. I'm just glad I got to post first so no one else could snag the answer.
5 comments:
Seacrest, because Daly is a little bitch and would try to kick Seacrest in the balls except that he has none. Daly's foot would then become lodged in Seacrest's snatch, and he would pound Daly without mercy until he was nothing but a bloody pulp. Seacrest's secret would be out to the world and American Idol ratings would plummet, causing that trash to go off the air. Everybody wins, except for Daly who would have just got his ass kicked by a girl.
Have you guys seen Carson lately? Dude's been working out, pumping the iron. I think he's been doing triathalons. My bets on Daly cause I feel like he would just snap and go apeshit and destroy everyone in his wake. He's like a prime candidate for the dude who wakes up and just decides he's gonna torch his office building.
Does anybody really win when two dudes start making out during a fight? They would instantly fall in love the moment that Daly got his hands on Seacrest's man-junk and the Carson Daly Show would become the Ryson Deacrest show, airing immediately following American Idol. Nobody wins.
it would be interesting for sure.. to see who starts pulling hair first.. but daly would win.. cause he had lots of practice when he was dating tara reid and he fucking fights dirty oh. and he had to deal with all those punks on trl.. i am sure multiple people had to try to kick his ass during the run of that show.. he must have had to learn to hold his own.. seacrest doesn't stand a chance..
We'd all win, because they're both such bitches that I'm guessing they'd die like two days later from the injuries sustained to their vaginas in the fight, thus making our world a little brighter.
By the way...I originally thought the question said Carson Daly or Seabiscuit. I'd love to see Daly get trampled to death by a horse.
(On the shocking side, anyone else find the Seacrest rant in Knocked Up pretty funny? That'll definitely go down as the only work he ever does that I'll enjoy in any way).
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