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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Scott Tenorman must Die

Barring grinding up Scott Tenorman's parents into chili and feeding them to the now orphaned ninth grader, what is the worst thing that Eric Cartman has ever done?

Alrite, instead of choosing a winner (it would probably be Becca, but they were all high quality responses) I'm going to offer my answer to Yesterday's question.

The theater is dark and before the lights come up, the guitars kick in and the voice of Nada Surf's lead singer can be heard talking over the guitar on "Popular" they play a couple of tunes "the way you wear your head" "Blizzard of '77" "Hyperspace" "Inside of Love" "Concrete Bed" "Always Love" "Hi-Speed Soul" "Mother's Day" "What is your Secret?" "Happy Kid" and then close it out with "Blankest Year." They don't close out the song though, just change up the beat a little and out comes Elvis Costello to open his set with "Pump it Up." He plays all the expected tunes with Nada Surf playing behind him instead of the Attractions, I won't go through all of them, and closes out his segment with "Alison" of course. At the end of the set, the band takes a bow, everybody leaves the stage and the place goes black for a few minutes. Pitch Black. A piano starts in and after an extra long piano intro to "Junk Bond Trader", a quick guitar riff leads the lights back on and there's Elliott Smith. The Venue, Filmore East. And Smith closes out his second encore and the show with "A Fond Farewell." That's my show. A little mellower, but I'd pay to see that show.

My Powerhouse Backup: Jet followed by The Foo Fighters and Led Zeppelin. Everyone comes out for what turns into an hour long encore and the show would be at The Colosseum in Rome, as it stands now, with the aid of some additional temporary scaffolding to recreate the floor of the arena.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The easy answer to this question is either organizing a new "Final Solution" or hiding Butters in a bomb shelter/dump so he can go to Casabonita. My answer? The entire episode of "Kenny Dies." First, he finds aborted fetuses and sells them for a premium. When stem cell research is banned, he uses Kenny's unavoidable death as an excuse to go to Congress, sing Heat of the Moment (one of my all-time favorite South Park moments), and convince them to re-sanction stem cell research. This would be great if he did it for Kenny, but he's Cartman, and he did it so he could have his very own Shakey's. He sucks so bad.

Becca said...

I gotta go with the Ginger Separatist Movement. Fucking creepy. Nicole, promise me you'll never go crazy and try to kill us all.

Nicole Cammorata said...

You have my word.