Alrite, let's go back to movies, but stay with sex.
All-time top five best sex scenes in movie history. Non-porn, actual Hollywood movies only. I've already got mine.
Yesterday's winner: Matty, and not just because he was the only post. If he was the only post and his answer sucked, I wouldn't have chosen it.
This is actually a trick question. Remember how they were always riding sea horses? Well, they were actually "riding them". You see, snorks produce eggs similar to those of fish. Those eggs must be inserted into the sea horse by the female, and then the male must fertilize the sea horse. This is all very national geographic, I know, but it's actually scientific fact. Sea horses then give birth to live Snorks who must find their way back to their birth parents. This helps with population control, similar to sea turtles, but ultimately led to their extinction and the end of the show.
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1. Jerry Maguire - Kelly Preston "don't ever stop fucking me"
Kelly, if it was possible, I never would, even if you have raised your child without accknowledging he's autistic because you're a member of a fucking sick cult that denies the absence of autism.
2. Denise Richards and Neve Campbell - Wild Things - Well fucking duh
3. Halle Berry - Monster's Ball - Because I'm like 67% sure that she was really getting fucked in this scene..somehow, despite the fact that it was Billy Bob Thornton's penis in her...I still find that hot...I'm kind of ashamed.
4. Jennifer Connelly - Any scene that allows us to see her perfect bresteses...I think I got the first boner that I can remember when I saw the Rocketeer for the first time.
5. Mia Sara - Timecop - Not so much for this scene, but because she's from Ferris Beuller's Day Off and goddamn if it wasn't nice to get a good view.
5. American Pie - who hasn't gotten a bj during a party, let it rip into a beer, and had it drunken. Points for Tara Reid when she was hot and the hilarity of the general scene
4. Mullholland Drive - solid lesbian sex with two hot actresses. excellent.
3. Wild things - can't argue with that one
2. Boogie nights - who wouldn't want to have sex with Burt Reynolds watching!
1. Cruel Intentions - ok so there's no explicit sex but Sarah Michelle Gellar is a coked up slut, Selma Blair is young and up for giving bjs in the shower, and Resse Witherspoon is the virgin that give s it up suspiciously quickly. Good stuff all around.
Ok, I know I can't win this because I'm a heterosexual female...but I'm putting my two cents in anyway. Some are for comic relief and some are just hot:
5. Anette Benning and the Dad from the OC- American Beauty. "Fuck me, your Majesty!"
4. Michael Ian Black and Bradley Cooper-Wet Hot American Summer. Nothing like some good ol' summer camp gay butt sex.
3. Renee Russo and Pierce Brosnan- Thomas Crown Affair. Doing it on the marble staircase, ain't nothing classier than that.
2. Diane Lane and Olivier Martinez-Unfaithful. More staircases...
1. Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thorton- Monster's Ball. I was gonna go with Heath Ledger and the dirty hooker, but then I remembered his dad does her right after he shoots himself. Not cool.
In no particular order:
The “Already Mentioneds”
-- Monster’s Ball (Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton)
See above.
-- Wild Things (Denise Richards and Neve Campbell)
See above.
The Classic:
-- 9 ½ Weeks (Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke)
Set the bar for sex in the cinema.
The Obscure:
-- Leaving Las Vegas (Elisabeth Shue and Nicolas Cage).
Combining whiskey and boobs in an otherwise depressing film.
The "Oh Yeah, I Remember That":
-- Jackie Brown (Bridget Fonda and Bobby DeNiro)
Just because of the following dialogue:
Melanie: Wanna fuck?
Louis: Yeah.
[three minutes later]
Melanie: That was fun.
Louis: Yeah, that hit the spot.
Honorable Mention:
-- Team America: World Police
Why not?
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