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Sunday, September 2, 2007

i'm a slacker

i don't think i've done this one yet.

What Disney character would you sleep with?

Yesterday's: Nick, if only because he mentioned snakes on a plane.

Lots of good choices for this one. I'm going with Samuel L. Jackson for the male side of things.

Sure he's been in a few shitty movies, but he's also been in some of the best movies of the last 20 years. People initially talked about John Travolta in Pulp Fiction , but Jackson acted circles around the gay scientologist and became the absolute anchor of what was probably the best film of the 90s. Every thing he said in that movie was fucking cool as shit, but yet his sincerity could not be doubted when he told Tim Roth, "...I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."

He was fantastic in Jackie Brown, and solid in The Negotiator, a very underrated flick in my eyes.

Plus, he still knows how to have fun, evidenced by his work in Snakes On A Plane and his lobbying to play a part in the new Star Wars movies because he loved the OGs so much.

On the woman side, I'm gonna pick Kerry Washington. She was great in Ray as Della Bea, was pretty much the only thing that wasn't bad about She Hate Me...and oh yeah, I'm kind of completely in love with her...she's fucking gorgeous.

Also, Ray, I think as a future category (but not this weekend, because I won't be online, since I'm pretty sure wireless internet hasn't made it to Utica, NY yet), you should do all the ethnic categories, especially best Italian actors not named Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino.

(Seriously though, Ray. If you do that on a weekend I'm not around, I'll be furious.)

2 comments:

Becca said...

Captain John Smith, the blonde hottie from Pocahontas. He was all cocky and attractive singing swinging from ropes on the ship. Also, if Poc-a-hot-ass was willing to sell out her people and her country for him, he must have been good in the sack. Keep in mind that I'm completely ignoring the historical John Smith and only focusing on Disney's version.

He could put a little captain in me anytime.

Anonymous said...

The Little Mermaid when she had legs. Hot as hell.