I'll have the pancakes in the age of enlightenment. We've all done it, in fact, i'm doing it right now: What is the best breakfast food to eat for dinner?
Yesterday's: Based on strength of answer alone, I've gotta give it to Monty. Honorable mention to Cardamone because: 1. Nicole did fuck us over that game and 2. He got in a cheap shot on Matty before the buzzer. Matty is DQed because there is no board, and Nicole is DQed even though she didn't answer because she fucked Nick and I over the last time we played Trivial Pursuit.
Monty:
Clearly the classic game of medieval warfare: Chess.
Systematically and strategically marching your force from one end of the battlefield to the other... Meeting your opponent head on, always looking for his weak point while fending off his attacks, waiting for that one vital mistake that leads to victory. Sweet, sweet victory. And always so pure.
Chess doesn't require the luck of the dice or a drawn card. It takes superior intelligence to plot your attack while still defending your territory. When was the last time you had to worry about the Cannon busting up your hotels and using the Racecar for a getaway?
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French Toast. Basically because that's what my dad would make whenever my mom wasn't home to make dinner for the night when I was growing up. The man makes a solid french toast.
I subscribe to Mitch Hedberg's description of pancakes, "At first you're all excited, but by the end, you're fuckin sick of em.", and eggs never did the trick for me.
Cereal works too, but that loses it's novelty when you're 26 and eating cereal because you're too poor to go grocery shopping and you can't cook shit beyond Annie's mac and cheese anyway.
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