What is the all time best board game ever?
Things to consider: This is not a "loosely defined" type of question. If there is no board, it is not a board game.
Yesterday's: 3rd Place Nicole 2nd place Becca 1st place Nick if for no other reason than that I want everyone else to have the same awful mental picture that I have of Cardamone in boxers that have nothing but a thread holding together the undercarriage.
Nick
If it's a shirt you wear with a full t-shirt underneath, it takes 3-4 weeks for it to be considered dirty.
But a t-shirt worn with only skin or a wife-beater underneath can only be worn once or twice before it's considered dirty.
Underwear is a one time thing, unless you're really desperate, in which case it can be turned inside out and reused. Also, in order to delay laundry, going to the store and buying more boxers is definitely a valid alternative.
Socks worn for more than 25 minutes cannot be reused.
Also, old underwear in the bottom of the drawer which is clean, but may have holes that stretch across the entire undercarriage are completely acceptable on laundry day.
Also, it's very much acceptable on a football day to not shower if you've committed to watching at least 8 hours of football, and in that case, that's two day clothing...all of it.
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Clearly the classic game of medieval warfare: Chess.
Systematically and strategically marching your force from one end of the battlefield to the other... Meeting your opponent head on, always looking for his weak point while fending off his attacks, waiting for that one vital mistake that leads to victory. Sweet, sweet victory. And always so pure.
Chess doesn't require the luck of the dice or a drawn card. It takes superior intelligence to plot your attack while still defending your territory. When was the last time you had to worry about the Cannon busting up your hotels and using the Racecar for a getaway?
Cluuuuuuuuuuue.
Oh how I love a good intrigue.
It's a classic.
And I believe it is the ONLY board game that has a movie made after it staring Tim Curry , thus reiterating it's magnificence.
Trivial Pursuit.
Even though Nicole fucked my team over last time I played.
"Nepal!"
Chutes and Motherfucking Ladders.
That bitch can build you up and then break your heart. It's like dodgeball for hemophiliacs. Teach kids to handle rejection and pain without leaving a bruise.
Apples to Apples. Where else can the great Chicago fire be considered hilarious, Hitler be considered misunderstood, and car bombs considered fuzzy? Inappropriateness abounds in the world's greatest board game.
The game further improves when 7 or more people play and are consuming large quantities of alcohol.
I understand that there's no board, but it's still better than anything that is boarded, so screw you guys, I'm going home.
>>Things to consider: This is not a "loosely defined" type of question. If there is no board, it is not a board game.<<<
So living in Worcester has turned someone's brains to mush.
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