For day three, I was going to ask a question about trilogies, but I've decided to save that one and go for threesomes instead.
If you could have a Threesome with any two movie characters (not the actors or actresses who play them, but the characters themselves) who would they be? No Movie character is off limits.
Yesterday's:
Wow, only 4, but all gems. Eileen had them getting down and trading the syph, thus explaining their irrational behavior later in the play, Caitlin had Ophelia killing herself because she wasn't getting any, Martina said she killed herself because Hamlet was a real chick after and she just couldn't stand it anymore, but I've got to give it to Nick, who had R. Kelly playing the lead role in an all black production of Shakespeare's classic at the Apollo instead of the Globe.
"Okay, so Hamlet and Ophelia definitely got down. It was a lovely time, and Ophelia even got hers before they finished.
It all seemed so perfect until Hamlet started babbling some crazy sounding shit, saying, "To pee or not to pee" took his piece out and gave Ophie what is believed to be the first golden shower on record. Apparently, getting pissed upon didn't agree with the lass, she flipped her shit and the rest is history."
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Ray...this is perhaps the ultimate drunken barroom question, far better than "Who had the better baseball name: Candy Maldonado or Oddibe McDowell?"
My decision is as follows:
-- Lynn Sheridan (Katherine Heigl) in The Ringer . She's a nice girl who works with Special Olympians, seems to genuinely care about them, and is ridiculously hot.
-- Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson) in Dukes of Hazzard. Wild country girl who wouldn't bat an eye at the thought.
Honorable Mention:
-- Danielle (Elisha Cuthbert) in The Girl Next Door. A porn star living next door to you who could show anybody a thing or two.
-- Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) in Pirates of the Caribbean. Affluent girl from back in the day with a wild streak.
-- Jessica Rabbit (herself) in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Why not?
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Think about it: they're on the run, so you know it's gonna be intense. They're hiding out, so there's a feeling of danger. And they're always competing with each other, so you know they're just gonna try to keep outdoing each other! Plus 70s era Robert Redford and Paul Newman are just sooo hot. Add in the whole outlaw cowboy thing and it makes it that much hotter.
I'm goin with a professional for one. I'm taking Rollergirl (Heather Graham) Heather Graham's got some nice, natural tig ol bitties and has played a sexy whorish character in enough movies that i can picture her being well worth it. Plus, who wouldn't wanna bang a hot porn star on roller skates?
Wait...everyone but me? Hmm..well fuck you all then.
And my second would be Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher). And fuck that side bun hairstyle, I'd be gettin freaky with her in the golden bikini and the long topknot hairstyle, starting things off with the lightsaber to get her all revved up.
These two woulf have me howling like a Wookie and singing "You Got The Touch" four hours...okay, minut...fine, fine, seconds of absolute heaven.
also, my runners up are Tutti Bomowski in Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (Estelle Getty) and Mama Fratelli in The Goonies (Anne Ramsey) are a close second, because it's never bad to go with experience.
Although, cobwebs are kinda not the most fun.
Mama Fratelli!? Nick, you are a sick man.
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