Trivial Pursuit, Orange, Sports Category
Who would win in a fight between Dick Vermeil and Lindy Ruff (The Dick Vermeil of the NHL)? And who would cry harder at the end? The winner? or the Loser?
Yesterday's Winners:
For the Girls: Nicole
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Think about it: they're on the run, so you know it's gonna be intense. They're hiding out, so there's a feeling of danger. And they're always competing with each other, so you know they're just gonna try to keep outdoing each other! Plus 70s era Robert Redford and Paul Newman are just sooo hot. Add in the whole outlaw cowboy thing and it makes it that much hotter.
For the Guys: I gotta go with a tie between the only two I got, Adam's because they're hot, and Nick's because he's a sick Fuck.
O-Train: Ray...this is perhaps the ultimate drunken barroom question, far better than "Who had the better baseball name: Candy Maldonado or Oddibe McDowell?"
My decision is as follows:
-- Lynn Sheridan (Katherine Heigl) in The Ringer . She's a nice girl who works with Special Olympians, seems to genuinely care about them, and is ridiculously hot.
-- Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson) in Dukes of Hazzard. Wild country girl who wouldn't bat an eye at the thought.
Honorable Mention:
-- Danielle (Elisha Cuthbert) in The Girl Next Door. A porn star living next door to you who could show anybody a thing or two.
-- Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) in Pirates of the Caribbean. Affluent girl from back in the day with a wild streak.
-- Jessica Rabbit (herself) in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Why not?
Nick:I'm goin with a professional for one. I'm taking Rollergirl (Heather Graham) Heather Graham's got some nice, natural tig ol bitties and has played a sexy whorish character in enough movies that i can picture her being well worth it. Plus, who wouldn't wanna bang a hot porn star on roller skates?
Wait...everyone but me? Hmm..well fuck you all then.
And my second would be Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher). And fuck that side bun hairstyle, I'd be gettin freaky with her in the golden bikini and the long topknot hairstyle, starting things off with the lightsaber to get her all revved up.
These two woulf have me howling like a Wookie and singing "You Got The Touch" four hours...okay, minut...fine, fine, seconds of absolute heaven.
also, my runners up are Tutti Bomowski in Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (Estelle Getty) and Mama Fratelli in The Goonies (Anne Ramsey) are a close second, because it's never bad to go with experience.
Although, cobwebs are kinda not the most fun.
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Lindy Ruff would win. I'm pretty sure Vermeil's a Christian, so he may have God and Jesus on his side.
But Ruff (for now) has Drury on his side, and if Drury proved anything playing against BC over his career at BU, it's that he can beat the shit out of soldiers of Jesus.
Ruff would definitely win. I mean, did you see him go after the Senator's after Drury got hit? When have you ever seen Vermeil do anything like that? Ruff wins in a landslide KO in the 1st round because, as a former hockey player, he actually knows how to fight.
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