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Sunday, May 27, 2007

A little late

Ok, go simpler today. No top five.

What is the most unintentionally funny movie in the history of Cinema?

Things to consider: You won't score any points with me by saying Snakes on a Plane as that is one of my favorite movies. Freddy vs. Jason and Killer Klowns from Outer Space would also not be advisable choices. Ready, set, keeping my fingers crossed for more posts than yesterday.

Yesterday's winner: It may have been the only post, but that doesn't change the fact that it probably still would have won (and not just because I just got 5 stars on Guitar Hero II on his number one song). Thank you JayBruzz. The rest of you, ball droppers, all of you.

Alright, top 5 summer driving songs
5. Folsom prison blues by Johnny Cash - ok so its about a train, it's still got a sweet rhythm
4. (Highway to the) Danger Zone by Kenneth Logins - how can you make a list about summer music without Kenny Logins. How, I ask you, HOW?!?!?
3. California Girls by the Beach Boys - you could argue that many Beach Boys songs could make this list, you could also argue that this song is better for cruising as opposed to actual driving, either way it serves its purpose
2. Summertime - Sublime - that's a no-brainer
1. Jessica - the Allman Brothers - these guys invented the driving song. it can't not be no.1 on a list like this

Mine, excluding Jason's at least two of which would have probably made my list, possibly as many as four or five

T5. Rescue - Eve 6
T5. Summer '79 - The Ataris
4. Seven days in the Sun - Feeder - Listen to it loud, and drive fast, it's no Jessica, but what is?
3. Shooting Star - Bad Company - Southern Rock = Good Driving music. I don't know how it works, but it does. That's why Jessica works so well.
2. Rip It Up - Jet - A song about absolutely nothing, but holy shit if it doesn't make you tap your feet, or at least one of them, once, really hard, on the accelerator. Also, it's by a band from what is now Jason's neck of the woods
1. Boys of Summer - Don Henly - Even the Ataris cover kicks ass, but no summer driving mix can be complete without this song

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here. My vote for unintentionally hilarious goes to Alexander. Yes it was crappy. But think about it, how many times have we laughed about how overdone everything was and how ridiculous it was top to bottom. It was 3 hours of life I want back, but it was hilarious in its awfulness (awfulocity?)

Anonymous said...

Top Gun. Because for some reason, people thought Tom Cruise was a heterosexual after they watched it.

That and everything relating to Goose's death, PLUS the presence of Kenny Loggins songs equals unparalleled hilarity.