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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

On a lighter note

In the TV category, for those of us who respect Matt Groening's other vastly under-appreciated show:

If Frye and Leela ever did get down, and happened to conceive a child, how many eyes would said child have?

Things to consider: I've decided to forgo things to consider so I won't step on anybody's toes in their answers.

Yesterday: Saving Private Ryan has to take it, no question. Hail the victorious dead.

Adam: Hands down: Saving Private Ryan. Every time I see that opening scene, I find myself saying "holy sh*t" at the fact that real men ran up the shores of Normandy in those conditions and paid the ultimate sacrifice.

jaybruzz: In the so bad it's good category, i have to go with The Thin Red Line. Somehow that movie made war on the pacific islands both boring and overly introspective.

I'd go with Saving Private Ryan. The battle scenes are second to none, it's not all preachy like Full Metal Jacket and Platoon, and it earns its introspective moments.

4 comments:

jaybruzz said...

C'mon Ray, everyone knows that the singular eye is a dominant trait, especially when passed on from a female.

Caitlin said...

I'm going to go with one and a half.

Take the number of combined eyes and divide by two.

See I CAN do math!

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows that men are better than women regardless of whether or not said woman can kick said man's ass. The kids would have two eyes, and a normal sized brain for boys and brain 1/3 normal for girls. It's science.

Becca said...

Two, but it would poke one out with a fork.