You know what, i'm going to ask the question that I did yesterday and have it be the actual question for tonight...if there's no k and no y in the italian alphabet, what do italians call KY?
Yesterday's: I've gotta call this one a tie. Two of my favorite people chose two of my favorite movies and two of my favorite one liners.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
4 comments:
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Nicole Cammorata said...
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Kentucky.
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September 20, 2007 at 10:56 AM
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Anonymous said...
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I'm thinking it's pretty literal.
lubrificazione di buona scopata.
http://www.wordreference.com/enit/fuck
for any clarifaction.
Also, a hilarious quote about sex aids in Italy is from The Miracle of Castel Di Sangro, a book about Italian soccer that also gives an incredible glimpse at life in Italy.
This guys is talking to an American about getting a viagra-like sex aid, and when he finally describes it in his broken English, he says "It makes you fuck, and fuck and fuck just like the fucker machine."
And really, who doesn't want to fuck and fuck and fuck like the fucker machine. -
September 20, 2007 at 1:02 PM
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Unknown said...
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They don't call it anything because they've never heard of it. When in need they just use the grease from all the gel in their hair.
zing! -
September 21, 2007 at 12:03 AM
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O-Train said...
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Dagos call KY "olive oil."
Oh, and another thing:
Why did God invent gold chains?
So the Italians know where to stop shaving. -
September 21, 2007 at 9:39 AM
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There are lots of great ones, but I have to go with Blazing Saddles. Cleavon Little was brilliant as Black Bart...his way of laughing off the idiots' racism was hysterical, and his ingenuity was fantastic. Add to that great performances by Gene Wilder, Madeline Kahn, the dude who played Hedley Lamarr, Alex Karras as Mongo and of course Mel Brooks and you have a great cast.
Plus, the one-liners...
"Hey where the white women at?"
Just does a great job of being fucking hilarious and at the same time exposing the idiocy of racism.
September 18, 2007 7:38 AM
Young Frankenstein. This movie will be funny FOREVER. As with all Mel Brooks films, there is a fantastic cast and hilarious writing. Brooks is a master of satire, and Young Frankenstein (Fronkensteen!) is his masterpiece.
Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!